NOTE

If we’re good friends, you should know how I am.

If we’re good friends and you want someone to be real with you, come to me and I’ll serve it up on a platter.

If you just want to vent but you neglect to state that at the beginning of our conversation, don’t be taken aback when I am real with you. 

If you just want someone to feel bad for you, do not come to me.

If we’ve had conversations about a certain issue that I’ve already given you advice about, do not keep coming to me about the same shit. I won’t be happy to hear it again. Especially if you just ignore my advice – why the hell would I want to listen if you can’t listen back?

This is your random reminder to DRINK WATER!

kbeauty-dailyblog:

Do it for your skin

(via goddamnitshannon)

greatnesscollective:

the-porter-rockwell:

mojave-wasteland-official:

anotherjadedwriter:

anotherjadedwriter:

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

(via officialurbosa)

symmetra:

lmfao died for our right to party rock unapologetically

(via goddamnitshannon)

kateordie:

“What are you doing on tumblr if you’re over 25???”

Avoiding my responsibilities and giving in to depression, same as all of you

for future reference, I want to look good on my wedding day.

THAT MEANS no double chin, nice legs, toned arms, butt, and taut tummy.